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I can't wait to wear these new black jelly flats! They're so cute with their netting-like material, and I love being the first person to break them in. Watch as I slide my perfectly pedicured feet into them, adjusting the straps for the perfect fit. I adore how I can see my hot pink toes through the material, and I have so much fun dangling them off my toes, letting them slide on and off. But wait... what's this? Have you been inside my shoe this whole time, you little perv? You must be so scared! You know it's not safe to hide in my footwear. Since you like it in there so much, I'm going to teach you a lesson and make you stay. Now I'm just going to slide my foot back in and wear them anyway. If you get squished, well, that's not really my problem, is it?